Yes, that's right. I'm the other one.

The first thing I would like to do in this blog is to apologise. This is because in all of your existence on this earth and (maybe) the next, I doubt you will find a more vacuous and pointless piece of writing. I'm still trying to find my feet in this odd little world and as such may come across as a bit of a dick. That's OK - however being ill informed and consistently pointless is not. For this is I am sorry. Well, actually I'm not - but it's social convention to pretend like you are.

It's also social convention to introduce yourself so...

In this ménage a trois of mediocre blogging, I seem to be the odd one out. Luke - the rambling ginger - and Jack - the white kid into grime music - both have a 'thing'. I suggest you check both of them out and leave any comments and/or criticisms you may have for them both. They're both obviously talented but diamonds in the rough, and should be treated delicately because they are soft (like diamonds?!).

Why am i telling you this?!

My blogging skills are very much in their infancy and as such I do not know what the fuck to talk about. Therefore I'm going to dip my foot into the proverbial pond and rather than commit myself to one subject I shall write about numerous things to see which one fits the best.

I felt that I should write my first blog as quickly as possible and find my voice, which is why you are reading this today and not sometime next week. Unfortunately (for both of us) my voice seems to be a series of Juno-esqe catchphrases and a dollop of vacuous nonsense. But we must not despair because...there is hope.

For one thing my brother looked over my shoulder and said "You're writing a blog about how hard it is to write a blog? - Douche." So I imagine by this time next week I shall write about a proper subject with meanings and sub texts that are relevant. Maybe.

What is the point of this you douche?

The point of this little ditty was not - although it may feel like it - To waste your time or annoy you. It was simply a selfish gesture of me wondering if I could write a blog. People always assume that you write for others to read it but fuck 'em - I'm doing this for myself.

Sometime soon you may get a real blog for your troubles. For now, you'll have to make do with this.

Next time my topic shall be about the World Cup because I'm feeling in a football kinda mood right now. However when it comes to writing the bastard, it could be just about anything - which I am truly sorry for. Kind of.

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